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"Weaker than Arnold!
Dumber than Steve Reeves!"
"Who can forget Ferrigno's steel-studded
leather loincloth ("sirloincloth'' to you), which made him look like
a Saran-wrapped side of beef?" Carrie Rickey, The Philadelphia Inquirer
"This 80s version of the Hercules myth stars
Lou Ferrigno as the original god of illegal muscle-expanding drugs. In
the role, he twitches muscles in an unpleasant and disturbing way, grunts
a fair amount, and battles lots of robots (!) sent after him by the gods.
Some of the visual effects are half decent considering this is a low-budget
Italian Hercules movie, but the obvious attempts to cash in on the popularity
of Star Wars are really out of place in what should be a fantasy movie."
Demian Katz, MSTable movies - Read
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"Lou (Incredible Hulk) Ferrigno sports an
impressive physique, and his feats of bravery are amusing on a comic-book
level, but inane dialogue and and out-of-place outer space sequence prove
too much for even Hercules to overcome." Mr. Showbiz
"If you thought the Italian films were laughable,
get ready for this one. Featuring some of the most mindblowingly cheezy
effects for the age (including a scene in which Herc tangles with a bear
that is so PAINFULLY, obviously, a man in a suit it's amazing) and lots
of scantily clad women including the ever present Sybil Danning, this Herc
interpretation is so bizzare and "sci-fi-ish" that it goes beyond
this world." Say Cheeze! - Read
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"From the first moment, when we see the movie's
description of the origin of our solar system, I knew I was in for a treat
of nearly unparalleled badness. If you remember your Greek mythology, then
please don't; it doesn't apply to this movie." JCG - Read
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"When all is said and done, and Hercules is reunited with his love,
Cassiopea, an exchange of dialogue takes place that represents well the
calibre of the dialogue overall. Hercules strides up to Cassiopea and asks
the laughably strange question, "Are you really Cassiopea?" I'm
not sure why Hercules wouldn't think so, but here's her even stranger answer:
"I'm all of them and none of them." Huh? Wasn't "yes"
good enough for her?" At-A-Glance Film Reviews - Read
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"Yup, this is a kiddy movie, the type of thing I'd love as a kid,
but can't stand now. It just has no pace, it makes no sense at all! The
music was good, and there were a wealth of laughably silly moments, the
funniest being when Ferrigno throws a bear into outer space (what the hell?).
Anyway, it's silly stuff. A good viewing if you run out of flicks to watch,
or just want to see all these great actors making asses of themselves (other
than Lou, of course)." Aylmer's Reviews - Read
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"The values of the film range from massively dumb (the dialogue,
by screenwriter Lewis Coates, who also directed), to marginally interesting,
such as the special effects (by Armando Valcauda), which occasionally take
on the vaguely demented loony feel of Japanese rubber-monster films. Ferrigno
is adequate for what the production requires of him, which is grunting,
yelling, throwing, jumping and flexing pecs." Jeff Millar, Houston
Chronicle - Read
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"Although nowhere near as great as Sinbad
of the Seven Seas, Lou Ferrigno's Hercules is well worth the
rental fee for bad movie lovers. I'd give it a good three and a half turkeys.
It almost gets four turkeys just for fulfilling my wish to see another
Ferrigno movie, but I shouldn't elevate Hercules quite that much."
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"Any film buff worth his salt knows who the real cinematic Hercules
is: Lou Ferrigno. Shortly after ascending to some semblance of stardom
as the Incredible Hulk, Ferrigno starred in two Hercules flicks (Hercules
and, yes, Hercules II) - both of them, I assure you, high-quality works.
Gape as Ferrigno cleans the Augean stables! Thrill as Ferrigno fights off
some massive ...robot ...bird ...flying thing! Laugh with grim amusement
as Ferrigno spouts his dialogue with all the savvy you'd expect from a
man with no actual thespian coaching! Yes, Lou Ferrigno. The sombrero applauds
you." Daniel Davis, The Oklahoma Daily
"Off-color (many scenes are in dim, bluish stage sets) and low-budget,
this incarnation of Hercules may find unconverted viewers a difficult,
13th challenge to conquer." All-Movie Guide
"Lou Ferrigno seemed the perfect choice for
Hercules, but a lame story line and poor special effects deflate the action.
A strange blend of Star Wars technology and sword-and-sorcery style myth
that doesn't work at all." Movie Guide Database
"Drab remake with Lou "Incredible Hulk''
Ferrigno doing the grunt-and-groan thing. He also starred in the even more
inept "Hercules 2''. For Ferrigno fans only." Bob Ross, The Tampa
Tribune
"Hercules II"
"The story, such as it is, doesn't begin
until after a lengthy credit sequence which manages to edit in every special
effects sequence from the first movie. Look close, folks, because these
are the best special effects you're going to see; the sequel apparently
had a drastically reduced budget.
What is does have, though, is Lou Ferrigno, the
manliest man ever to be waxed. He sure does look brawny, and that's about
all he does - look brawny. Occasionally he delivers a line, with bland
results (of course, that's not entirely his fault); he also occasionally
engages in hand to hand combat, with no more believable results."
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"Basically the film is Saturday afternoon
kiddy matinee fodder, good for passing the time, but little else."
All-Movie Guide
"The standards of the original film are maintained
in this atrocious sequel." E! Online
"Pockmarked by incompetent performances and
laughable production values, this is a completely forgettable waste of
time." Movie Guide Database
"More of the same silliness, though Sybil
Danning is missed." Mr. Showbiz
"The 1983 Hercules looks like a big-budget
hit in comparison to this lame sequel... In fact, the cheapness of this
film boggles the mind. At the end of the film, Hercules battles a variety
of foes in space after being turned into a stellar being... In order to
represent this spectacular event, we are treated to long, badly rotoscoped
(animation made by making line drawings from live action footage) battles.
Finally, after defeating a bunch of warriors, Hercules turns into an ape,
his foe turns into a T. Rex, and, I swear, the famous fight from King Kong
is spliced in (in rotoscoped form, of course). Also, be sure to listen
to the amazingly cheesy soundtrack... This whole movie sounds like a game
of Space Invaders. Worth seeing if only to share in my disbelief at the
use of King Kong footage and laugh at the "plonk" sound made
by Zeus' thunderbolts." Demian Katz, MSTable movies - Read
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"The thing about the Ferrigno Herc films (and there were only 2)
is that it's like the producers watched all the old movies starring Steve
Reeves and pitched it, "We don't have their budget, so ours probably
won't look as GREAT as theirs did. But the pro side is that our Hercules
isn't nearly as flabby." Now imagine that they said that in a stereotyped
Italian accent. Otherwise, the elements are unchanged - the plot, the tantalizing
women, petty gods, camp value, ubiquitous battle scenes and oily barbarians
- they're like twins from the same fertilized bad movie egg." Oh,
the Humanity! - Read
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"The special effects are so amazingly bad, one wonders whether
anybody on the project woke one morning and said, 'Hey, all this computer
effects are just crap!' Of course, that same thought could be applied to
any aspect of the production." Daniel J. Linehan - Read
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